Tag: Zombies

Short Film: Cargo by Ben Howling & Yolanda Ramke

by on Apr.15, 2013, under Art, Entertainment, Videos, Visual Media

Stranded in the midst of a zombie apocalypse, a man sets in motion an unlikely plan to protect the precious cargo he carries: his infant daughter.

Directed by Ben Howling & Yolanda Ramke
Produced by Ben Howling, Yolanda Ramke, Marcus Newman, Daniel Foeldes

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Free Write #23: A Charge for an Arm and a Leg

by on May.02, 2012, under Entertainment, Free Write, Writing

A free writing we will go…

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A Charge for an Arm and a Leg
By Nojh Livic

“Good evening! Good evening,” Rylie greeted the pair of cloaked figures as they hurried to the gate. She moved to stand at the gate, ready to let them in, although her hands remained concealed within her own robes, one wrapped firmly around her focus orb, the other on the pommel of a sheathed dagger. Her smile continued even as the figured drew up short to stand in front of the gate. “Welcome,” she greeted again but made no move to open the iron bars for them. The pair hesitated and Rylie’s smile began to fade.

“Powder Blue Moon,” croaked the smaller of the two cloaked figures, his voice raspy but understandable. Rylie’s smile grew wider and she let go of her dagger and drew her hand out of a pocket and began to make a complicated series of finger gestures in front of the gate. She felt her orb glow faintly warm but then the chains that held the gate locked glowed and began to unravel themselves. She stepped back and the gates opened for the pair and they took several steps inside. The gates shut and the chains locked themselves back up.

Rylie drew out her remaining hand and spread her arms wide, bowing her head slightly. “Welcome to Mezzel’s Emporium for the Dead! Repeat customers I see? You’re welcome to lower your hoods. The scrying protections about the grounds are top-notch, let me assure you. Now, how may I serve you this evening?”

“And over there we have our latest batch, freshly interred this sun down,” Rylie motioned to a patch of dirt that had six obviously freshly disturbed mounds. “They’ll be up and at them in a few hours no doubt. Plus we have home, lair, or dungeon delivery, if you’d prefer not to hassle yourself with the details.” The shorter of the pair, who turned out to be the husband of the pair of necromancers, looked eager to go and inspect the selection. His wife who seemed the far more practical one, was looking towards an area marked “Spare Not-So-Spare Parts” in arcane runes. The woman had mismatched eyes and she kept her left arm hidden under her cloak. She likely wanted some new grafts. If Rylie let the customer into the item bins she might as well as kiss her commission good-bye.

“Newly animated, of course, have some of the freshest parts,” Rylie explained, catching the woman’s attention again. “I have depictions stored in gems of our selection that you might peruse through. All ages and body types.” Rylie smiled as the woman focused her attention on the crèche. She could almost  hear the gold coins clanging.

Rylie looked over her notes, directing the quill with a slight wave of her hand. She sat in what served as the general sales office that any of the staff could use. It was decorated generally enough to be anybody’s office but the manager felt offices somehow made the deal feel more official to the client. Less chances of them deciding to send a horde as payment rather than gold.

“That’ll be two small, one large, and the petite. Extra soft dirt on the petite. Extra ravenous on the large. A rush order on all four?” Rylie confirmed. The pair nodded their agreement and Rylie passed the clipboard for them to look it over and empower their mark into. “Just cast into the circle provided and we’ll be set.” She hadn’t guessed these two would be such a gold mind when they approached. The way they hesitated to give the password actually had her nervous but now with the cut from this commission she could bribe her way into a cushy managerial position or perhaps even take a day off!

As she watched the pair sign, there was a slight itching sensation she had only felt once before. It was so long ago that she didn’t immediately place what it meant. She didn’t have time to ponder it as everything started to go wrong. She felt the barriers around the emporium fall before the stone of alarms began to blare. Shouts of the authorities began to echo through the castle as well as moans of hunger as the automated defenders rose from their cubby holes to meet the unwelcome intruders. Rylie stood and began to udder a platitude of comfort for the pair when she saw the woman had removed her cloak completely. Under it was not an arm grafted to the shoulder made of dead flesh as she had expected but a ghostly ectoplasmic appendage that mimicked an arm and held, much to the young woman’s chargin, a seal of the Royal Adventurer’s Brigade. The woman was a psionist.

Rylie shoved her hands into her robe, drawing her dagger and wrapping her hand around her orb tied at her belt. The shorter man suddenly slumped over onto her desk, as if he were a puppet who strings had just been cut. The woman stood and was shouting for her drop her weapon and Rylie was happy to oblige. The dagger fell from her hand but rather than fall to the ground, it rocketed forward directly at the adventurer who was taken off guard. The dagger only managed to embed itself in the woman’s shoulder but that would be enough. As if on cue, the door to the office exploded open and two zombies stumbled in and lunged.

The dagger would be a beacon to any unintelligent undead, not just drawing them but angering them. It had been a defensive charm Rylie had devised herself. She hadn’t properly tested it but she didn’t feel the need to stand around to see how well it worked. She began chanting quickly under her breath. Her orb began to burn quickly and the light could be seen even from under her robes.

The adventurer had dodges the first zombie but the second had her in a grapple. Her ectoplasmic arm whipped around the zombie’s neck and with a snarl she pulled it free, serving the half skeletal neck from the zombie’s shoulders. The first zombie had slightly recovered from its lunge but the adventurer gave it a swift kick that sent it back to the ground. Pulling out the dagger with a slight cry she turned and threw it at Rylie with an expert hand.

Rylie watched the tip spin directly at her head, her eyes wide as she muttered as quickly as possible. With the dagger less than a hand’s width from her face, she felt her gut wrench and then suddenly there was darkness.

Some hours later, the young necromancer sat on the ground, robes spread around her, watching her former place of employment go up in flames. Leek, Gorbash, and Quentin had joined her some time ago but they were staying inside the tree line where they couldn’t be spotted. Below a handful of Royal Adventurers were escorting prisoners out of the gates and chopping the heads off of her merchandise. She sighed. “I hate writing resumes. I wonder if Deadmart is hiring…”

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So this time I felt I was very up front about everything. There was magic. The place was selling dead or undead things. The ending wasn’t well forecasted but I wouldn’t say it was a twist like some (read: most) of my other flash fiction. This story came out of a small idea I had where someone would sell zombies like a salesperson might sell a fine wine. That didn’t come out when I started to write but I rather like the idea that did come out. The plot could probably use some shaping up. What do you think?

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Comic Links: Something Positive, xkcd

by on Mar.12, 2012, under Comic Suggestions, Comics, Culture, Entertainment

Something Positive: 2012-02-03: Dumb Ideas

I don’t think I’ve ever managed to get an entire cat’s head in my mouth… they usually run away before I do that, unless I’ve eaten tuna. Why are you looking at me like that?

Something Positive: 2012-02-15: Seasonal Spirit

Does this service exist? It needs to. I have so many friends who would love to get this!

xkcd #1022: So It Has Come To This

I am so doing this from now on.

Questionable Content: #2135: They Also Serve Drinks

I am so loving Hannelore now. She is my favorite. More so than Faye.

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Comic: Melissa

by on Oct.31, 2011, under Comic Suggestions, Comics, Entertainment

A quick comic that seemed very appropriate for the day.

Dear Melissa by Kurt Huggins and Zelda Devon

Happy Halloween everyone.

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Trailer: Zombie 108

by on Sep.07, 2011, under Entertainment, Trailers, Visual Media

I don’t actually know a lot about the film other than the trailer you see here. That and I know I want to see it. Here is a link to the news release I found the trailer at. Yay new zombie film!

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Zombie Ants!

by on May.20, 2011, under Articles, Science

Zombie Ants Have Fungus on the Brain, New Research Reveals [Science Daily]

This is interesting and new mainly because this is a fungus attacking an insect in a parasitic manner. Usually it is an insect attacking some other insect or a different animal in a parasitic manner.

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Food Eat Food

by on May.14, 2011, under Entertainment, Videos, Visual Media

Hambuster from Hambuster Team on Vimeo.

A brilliant twist on some horror classics. Zombies, gore, and… hamburgers. You can find more info about the film at its website.

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Zombie Love

by on Mar.03, 2011, under Art, Comic Suggestions, Comics, Entertainment

 


I'll give you my arm but you have to take the leg.

Zombie Love by Faith Erin Hicks

 

I found this over on DeviantArt and had to share it. It is drawn by Faith Erin Hicks, who should be well known by readers of this blog as the artist and writer of both Demonology 101 and The Adventures of Superhero Girl.

Zombie romance is becoming a rather popular idea, as evidenced by the release of Warm Bodies, a book taken from the zombie perspective with a high romance aspect and several undead/zombie based romance anthologies. I think Ms. Hicks gets it right here. In the portrayal of zombies as both cute in size and action but still highlighting the inherent gore a zombie represents with green skin, open wounds, and the act of offering a severed limb as a present. The dichotomy is both the appeal and the humor.

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Video: Zombie Love Song (Your Favorite Martian)

by on Feb.16, 2011, under Entertainment, Music, Videos, Visual Media

Below are two music videos I found that are amusing. The band’s name appears to be “Your Favorite Martian” but light digging doesn’t reveal much about the creators. More info is on the YouTube information panels.

A cute little zombie love song. Very catchy. I’ve watched it twice and the lyrics are still in my head.

They have another song entitled: My Balls. So you can guess the content but again, catchy with some witty humor. Although that last joke…

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A Very Zombie Holiday

by on Dec.23, 2010, under Entertainment, Videos, Visual Media

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UqEhUm2B_8&feature=player_embedded

An instructional video regarding zombies and the holidays. Pay careful attention as these measures could save your life!

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